Unusual Job Opportunity

Do you know the surrounding hills and valleys like the back of your hand? Are you on “really good social terms” with our off-grid neighbors? Enjoy wildlife?

If so, Mr Singh would like to talk with you. A rare contract position has opened up in his staff. Pay depends of experience, veteran and native preference applies. Job consists of multiple projects, duties as assigned. Work may change from day to day, but include activities such as:

  • Greeting campsite guests
  • Monitoring trail usage
  • Identifying unlawful hunting traps and disarming them
  • Analyzing satellite photography for unlawful activity
  • Investigating known poachers
  • Cleaning campsite facilities

Applicant cannot wear cologne or perfumes of any kind, and must be able to perform strenuous activity, unsupervised, outside, and in inclement weather.

If this sounds like your cup of tea, drop by his office in Salem Wednesday the 27th to apply in person.