Six years. Now, I’m telling you, if you called a plumber and he said it would be six hours before he could fix a clogged toilet, you’d keep calling around for other options. If the EMT said it would be six minutes before he’d bother doin’ CPR on ya, you’d stay alive probably outta sheer […]
This is your Community Bulletin for the week ending November 26th, 2016. It’s coming to you a little late because some of us were touched by unfortunate history. Let me explain… Thanksgiving, the joyous day of fellowship and gluttony was a great success through much of Leverite. I’ve heard told that the gathering over at […]
This is your Community Bulletin for the week of November 19th, 2016 Activity continues to wind up as Thanksgiving approaches, and the Hobbi-, er, Hoos of Hoovi-, I mean, Residents of Leverite are in a frenzy of preparation. Many households expect an army of kids and grand kids to descend upon them for the 153rd […]
Chet Hauser has reported his car missing. He was fishing down off The Main Road, quarter mile up from the turnoff. He didn’t hear the engine start. He just went back to find most of his stuff laying at the side of the road and his car gone. If anyone knows the whereabouts of his […]
Welcome to your Community Bulletin for the week of November 13th, 2016 Things have been quiet here, with the change of seasons sending everybody into their kitchens and workshops. With Thanksgiving just around the corner, lots of folks feel a need to hunker down and either prepare for the festival of friends, family, and food, […]
This is your Community Bulletin for the week of November 5th, 2016 Well, if there is anything we’ve learned from movies and television, it’s that every small town has enough conspiracies, dark secrets, and bodies bricked up in basements to keep Capote, Faulkner, and Priest busy for another hundred years. The truth is that bad […]
Let’s just call this a… technical failing on the part of yours truly. While life has progressed in town, and many of you have bothered to call home to get the news, some of us have been out in Wyoming picking through shale looking for Green River fossils. Sadly, the “updates” that were pushed never […]
This is your Community Update for the week of October 15th, 2016. Well, Autumn is in full swing here, quite literally. The last few days have brought heavy rains and high winds which brought down trees and large branches, causing minor property damage. The songs of summer songbirds calling from the glades have been replaced […]
This is your Community Bulletin for the week of October 8th, 2016. Well, I’m a little embarrassed by the overall reception our new intern has gotten here in town, and feel a need to apologize on behalf of a few folks that don’t seem to know how to comport themselves. Perhaps those folks might consider […]
Howdy folks, this is your Community Bulletin for the week of October 1st, 2016. First, Ms. Sixkiller wanted to thank everyone for the warm welcome you’ve all extended to her. She would also like to remind folks that New York state is a big place, so, she probably has not met your friend that lives […]
Six years. Now, I’m telling you, if you called a plumber and he said it would be six hours before he could fix a clogged toilet, you’d keep calling around for other options. If the EMT said it would be six minutes before he’d bother doin’ CPR on ya, you’d stay alive probably outta sheer […]
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