Several folks around town have sighted the strange “campers” Brother Louis saw previously. In each case, they were in groups of two or three, standing around like they were posted on lookout. In each case, they were conspicuously inconspicuous. Likewise, by the time law enforcement got to the area, they had skedaddled into the woods. […]
Harold Piper just got back from Nevada this week where he has been a guest at a dig his PhD candidate daughter Ani is on. First, we would like to congratulate Ani on all her hard work. You make us all proud! Many of us remember when you first volunteered at the museum when you […]
Papa Jones came in to town today to sit with the Council of Old Guys. He hid behind his newspaper as him and Buster made rude body noises back and forth at each other, while blaming it on a non-existent dog sitting under the bench. The other members of the Council, as well as Olaf, […]
This is your Community Bulletin for the week of August 27th, 2016. This morning saw Edna’s Diner full of smiling tourists, smiling elected officials, and smiling locals. The only one not smiling was Edna, but she would consider it as a character flaw on her part to be so ostentatious. Truth is, she had a […]
Brother Louis reports that he has seen some unfamiliar men outside of town as he made his rounds to the various shrines. In each case, they were dressed like campers, but something about them seemed very out of place. “They didn’t make eye contact man. No, they stared intensely. Like they were trying to pull […]
Love em or hate em, we have some seriously wacky and oddly specific laws on the books in Leverite, and the Town Council wants to add one more. However, in order to do so and still comply with the “little agreement” imposed by the state, no new civic statutes can be made without tossing one […]
A Nony Mouse writes: “I have been enamoured of your town since I accidentally visited it years ago on an anthropology field study with my late husband. Your local customs, funny euphemisms, and cheery dispositions have a way of growing on a visitor. While I would not want to pollute your village with my own […]
For those of you who see this in time, raccoons are on the prowl along the south ridge. They seem to be leaving trashcans alone and are targeting cars and sheds. Several have been spotted running of into the woods with garden trowels. You have been warned.
This is your Community Bulletin for the week of August 20th. It started warm, ended hot, and last night’s big game was The City Council meeting. Not even the games in Rio garnered as much cheering as was heard from the doors of the closed council session. After some general muttering associated with Roberts Rules […]
Stumpy is a shrewd businessman. After the freezer issues he has had, he invested in a big walk-in freezer that can hold a year’s worth of frozen goods. In particular, he invested in ice, ice cream, and frozen yogurt, and let me tell you, Stumpy could charge fifteen bucks a gallon and folks would still […]
Six years. Now, I’m telling you, if you called a plumber and he said it would be six hours before he could fix a clogged toilet, you’d keep calling around for other options. If the EMT said it would be six minutes before he’d bother doin’ CPR on ya, you’d stay alive probably outta sheer […]
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